This time it was a rather different evening of cocktails and
cupcakes at one of the trendiest establishments in Shoreditch; a rather hard
status to achieve in that particular borough! I used to visit Hoxton quite a
lot when my sister lived there, temporarily renting a room in an unbelievably
cool artist’s warehouse from a friend of a friend. The rent – even reduced –
was almost equally as unbelievable. Having not ventured to this part of London
in a while, this time I didn’t feel like sinking into the ground with my
un-stylishness.
It was pleasant to realise that I feel more confident in my
own appearance, because arriving to live in London for the first time during
July last year was a bit of a culture shock. I had never inhabited a place so
obviously crammed full of people that had more money than me, tourist or
otherwise. Also given the fact that the only clothes shop within two miles of
where I live now is Dorothy Perkins – there are two!
Still, everyone seems to become breath-takingly beautiful only
a short bus journey from the Topshop-free zone, testifying once again to the
dazzling mysteries of life in the capital city.

I think I’ve come a long way since that naïve beginning, having
held down several CV-worthy jobs, generated an active social life, almost
completed an English Literature Masters and also currently preparing for an
interview in the arts. Not to mention making the most of everything there is to
do here! The Hoxton Pony was actually geographically easy to find, my sister
and I both equipped with GoogleMaps on our precious iPhones.

The ‘cocktail tea party’ consisted of four cupcakes on a
beautiful cake stand – the kind with the ballerina legs protruding from the top
– and a glass infusion jar containing an alcoholic concoction chosen from
well-written menu. The china cups were pretty and everything attractively
decorated (possibly excepting some wall art that was basically shards of
twisted metal from what must have been a huge pile-up), though the barmaid
failed to bring us the knife we asked for and there was actually no tea involved. The establishment having seemed potentially
awkward and out of our league, it actually encouraged lively conversation
whilst providing a comfortable environment in which to relax. The cakes were
delicious, apparently made to order, and I personally was a little tipsy from
the infusion upon our exit.
The best feature of the Pony was the impeccably friendly and
professional service. We were made to feel like honoured guests, despite our
Groupon, very much unlike that awful hotel in Bloomsbury mentioned in a
previous post (‘The Mercure’ – don’t bother with it!). Perhaps hipsters in
central East London are more in tune with thriftiness.
Despite the ups and downs, and perhaps because of them, it’s been an exciting and
educational tea tour so far. As the deadline for my dissertation has loomed
quicker than I would have ideally preferred, I’m not sure I’ll have time for another
tea stop before the last word on Virginia Woolf and the ubiquitous cuppa has to
be written, but this will not be the end. This endeavour shall continue even
after that last sheaf of paper disappears behind the English Course Desk, filed
away to be scrutinised and marked.